Law Quotes by Les Dawson

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I can always tell when the mother in law’s coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

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Mother

Sex Maniac

Les Dawson

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: ‘Keep her moving sir; we’re stock-taking.’

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Mother

Moving

Les Dawson

I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.

Breathing

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Mother

Les Dawson

I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it.

Funeral

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Mother

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

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Mother

Wish

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

Exercise

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Mother

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

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Mother

Wrinkles

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law’s so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Hands

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Mother

Les Dawson

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

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Mother

Oil

Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

Centre

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Mother

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Law Quotes by Les Dawson

I can always tell when the mother in law’s coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: ‘Keep her moving sir; we’re stock-taking.’

I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.

I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

My mother-in-law’s so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

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