Thinking Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Jim Jefferies

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn’t make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it’s all about actions.

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Jim Jefferies

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

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Jim Jefferies

I don’t think I’ve ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

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Jim Jefferies

I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It’s always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won’t laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who’s died from cancer.

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Jim Jefferies

I want to make people think, and I don’t want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people’s thoughts. I don’t believe that as a comic I can convert anyone’s opinion. I think I can maybe make someone look in one direction or the other but I can’t make a religious person stop believing in God.

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I wouldn’t perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn’t take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don’t think the ending would be great for me.

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No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically.

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Jim Jefferies

There are two types of actors. There’s the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there’s the pretentious ones, who believe that acting is harder than standup comedy. I definitely don’t think it is. I also think making a comedy is substantially harder than making a drama.

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Jim Jefferies

There’s a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I’ve always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I’m trying to entertain myself more than anything.

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Thinking Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn’t make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it’s all about actions.

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

I don’t think I’ve ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It’s always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won’t laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who’s died from cancer.

I wouldn’t perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn’t take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don’t think the ending would be great for me.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically.

There’s a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I’ve always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I’m trying to entertain myself more than anything.

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