Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Jim Jefferies

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me.

People

Religious

Sex

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn’t make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it’s all about actions.

Achievement

Thinking

Way

Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy – it’s not easy. It’s a hard life. It’s easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But there is a difference between people who can do it well and people who can’t.

Differences

Hard Life

People

Can’t punch women in the face!

Faces

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Believe

Christian

Kids

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Children

Funny

Thinking

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it’s not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it’s never interesting.

Comedian

Interesting

Way

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

Built

Religion

World

Having your own show, where you’re not in trouble all the time, because you’re kind of the boss, is a wonderful experience. If I made mistakes everyone was very nice to me.

Boss

Mistake

Nice

Here’s the thing about people who believe in god… They’re idiots.

Believe

People

Religion

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Comedian

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Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Jim Jefferies

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me.

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn’t make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it’s all about actions.

Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy – it’s not easy. It’s a hard life. It’s easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But there is a difference between people who can do it well and people who can’t.

Can’t punch women in the face!

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it’s not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it’s never interesting.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

Having your own show, where you’re not in trouble all the time, because you’re kind of the boss, is a wonderful experience. If I made mistakes everyone was very nice to me.

Here’s the thing about people who believe in god… They’re idiots.

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