People Quotes by Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French… Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He’s been speaking French for a while now, but he’s talking about doing his act in German. Haven’t the German people suffered enough?

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Andy Kindler

Jewish people, we’re repulsed by Hitler, but we’re obsessed with him. If you ever want to rob a Jewish person’s house, all you have to do is call them up and tell them there’s a Hitler film festival down at the multiplex – watch them file out.

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Andy Kindler

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch’s face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

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Andy Kindler

Republicans are just rich, old, white people – that’s all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people – six black people: paid actors. James Earl Jones in his most difficult, challenging role! Tune in and attempt to watch him look pleased during a George Bush speech. And Clarence Thomas – as himself.

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Andy Kindler

There’s a lot of controversy online, some people say i’m a genius and other say i’m hugely talented.

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Andy Kindler

They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won’t let you come back until you’re funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.

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Andy Kindler

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don’t realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

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People Quotes by Andy Kindler

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French… Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He’s been speaking French for a while now, but he’s talking about doing his act in German. Haven’t the German people suffered enough?

Jewish people, we’re repulsed by Hitler, but we’re obsessed with him. If you ever want to rob a Jewish person’s house, all you have to do is call them up and tell them there’s a Hitler film festival down at the multiplex – watch them file out.

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch’s face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

There’s a lot of controversy online, some people say i’m a genius and other say i’m hugely talented.

They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won’t let you come back until you’re funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don’t realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

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