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Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

Adam

Ifs

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

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Perseverance

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y’know what CNN? I’m turning you on because I don’t know the news. I was hoping you could help me.

Cnn

Helping

News

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

Awards

Comedy

Made

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French… Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He’s been speaking French for a while now, but he’s talking about doing his act in German. Haven’t the German people suffered enough?

Fake

People

Talking

Ever since I’ve switched to the clean syringes, I’ve never felt better in my entire life.

Clean

Felt

George Lopez does so much mugging, I’m surprised he’s not up on charges.

Doe

George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don’t get out of control… Good news George… you are humor free! There’s no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.

Blood

Eye

Years

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

Men

Talking

Together

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act.

Doe

Stage

Tracy

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Christian

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Clean

Cnn

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Conan

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Doe

Done

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Eye

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Guy

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Quotes by Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y’know what CNN? I’m turning you on because I don’t know the news. I was hoping you could help me.

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French… Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He’s been speaking French for a while now, but he’s talking about doing his act in German. Haven’t the German people suffered enough?

Ever since I’ve switched to the clean syringes, I’ve never felt better in my entire life.

George Lopez does so much mugging, I’m surprised he’s not up on charges.

George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don’t get out of control… Good news George… you are humor free! There’s no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act.

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