Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis

‘Baskets’ isn’t a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn’t, it’s just a miniseries.

Baskets

Interesting

Looks

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don’t kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

Audience

Sometimes

Thinking

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I’m not that kind of person.

Hate

Joints

New York

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

American Society

People

Props

At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?

Funny

Humor

Thinking

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk.

Comedy

People

Stupid

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That’s So Raven?

Funny

Humor

Thinking

Don’t boo people! Don’t boo! Be more specific! Like, ‘WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!’

Funny

Hate

Humor

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything’s been done.

Done

Elements

Fun

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, “Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery.” I don’t know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you’ll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you’ll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.

Crazy

Funny

Humor

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Advantage

Agree

American Society

Anxiety

Artist

Audience

Baby

Balls

Baskets

Blood

Body

Book

Brother

Cameras

Character

Choices

Coffee

Comedy

Comic

Crazy

Cute

Dad

Dark

Dating

Done

Down And

Drinking

Easier

Elements

Feta Cheese

Fonts

Fragile

Fun

Funny

Gay

Girlfriend

Goal

Greek

Growing Up

Guy

Hammocks

Hangover

Hate

Havens

Height

Hey

Humor

Influence

Interesting

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Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis

‘Baskets’ isn’t a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn’t, it’s just a miniseries.

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don’t kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I’m not that kind of person.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That’s So Raven?

Don’t boo people! Don’t boo! Be more specific! Like, ‘WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!’

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything’s been done.

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