Quotes by Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder described a Whale called “Balaena or Whirlpool, which is so long and broad as to take up more in length and breadth than two acres of ground.” This brings up again the old question: Are the classics doomed? Our ancestors believed that four years of this sort of information would inevitably produce a President, or at least a Cabinet Member. It didn’t seem to work out that way.

Two

Whales

Years

[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there’s the Least Gnatcatcher.

Four

Long

Space

[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver — the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell.

Believe

Giving

Hard Work

[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

Events

Female

Males

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Cobras

Home

Rats

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Men

Peace

War

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Men

People

Science

An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn’t?

Ants

Hot

Running

Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.

Chaste

Crow

Innocent

Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a circumstance which did not prevent him from writing a good deal on the subject.

Lions

Necks

Writing

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Adorable

Age

Air

Animal

Ants

Baboons

Believe

Bird

Blood

Chameleon

Chaste

Cobras

Common

Country

Crow

Debt

Europe

Events

Eye

Faces

Fall

Female

Flannels

Four

Fun

Funny

Giving

Hard Work

Hate

Hay Fever

Hippopotamus

Home

Hot

Hummingbirds

Humor

Innocent

Lions

Long

Looks

Loses

Males

Marriage

May

Mean

Men

Necks

Normal

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Party

Passion

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Quotes by Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there’s the Least Gnatcatcher.

[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver — the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell.

[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn’t?

Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.

Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a circumstance which did not prevent him from writing a good deal on the subject.

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