Quotes by Wendy Liebman

Wendy Liebman

I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

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Guy

Television

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that?

Cat

Memorable

Mother

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

Ice Cream

Running

Truck

I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

Funny Marriage

Kitchen

Needs

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Dog

Funny

Witty

In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good.

Checks

Comedy

Writing

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Doctors

House

Parent

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

Drinking

Safe

Sex

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Quotes by Wendy Liebman

Wendy Liebman

I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that?

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

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