Quotes by Todd Barry

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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

Goal

Joy

Laughing

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

Bombs

My Friends

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That’s the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don’t understand why you can’t fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won’t even pay for my flight.

Comedy

Flight

People

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.

Personal Experiences

Type

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that.

Ends

Substitutes

Teaching

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

Humankind

Love And Respect

Sports

I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value.

Feels

Normal

Worthy

I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

Comedian

People

Want

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

Clubs

Opening Up

Strange

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

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Brother

Chicken Nuggets

Chickens

Clubs

Comedian

Comedy

Done

Dream

Ends

Enough

Erase

Errors

Feels

Flight

Goal

Humankind

Hypocrite

Interesting

Joy

Laughing

Logic

Love And Respect

Mean

My Friends

Needs

Nervous

New York

Night

Normal

Numbers

Nuts

Opening Up

Party

People

Personal Experiences

Phones

Posters

Proud

Sake

Seems

Sometimes

Special

Sports

Stage

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Quotes by Todd Barry

Todd Barry

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That’s the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don’t understand why you can’t fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won’t even pay for my flight.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

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