Quotes by Tallulah Bankhead

Tallulah Bankhead

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Love

Time

Years

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[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

House

Negative

Sitting

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[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, ‘Tallulah! I haven’t seen you for 41 years!’:] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Men

Party

Years

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A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

Afternoon

Frozen

Soothing

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Acting is a form of confession.

Acting

Confession

Form

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Cocaine isn’t habit forming. I should know – I’ve been using it for years.

Cocaine

Habit

Years

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Don’t think this has taught me a lesson !

Lessons

Sex

Thinking

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Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

Brave

Scotch

Two

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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

Funny

Humor

Life

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Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Practice

Sex

Two

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Crap

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Dies

Education

Elusive

Enemy

Excess

Eye

Fame

Father

Fighting

Form

Frozen

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Funny Love

Games

Genius

Girl

Grandchildren

Habit

Hate

House

Humor

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Knows

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Liberal Education

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Love

Making Love

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Quotes by Tallulah Bankhead

Tallulah Bankhead

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, ‘Tallulah! I haven’t seen you for 41 years!’:] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

Acting is a form of confession.

Cocaine isn’t habit forming. I should know – I’ve been using it for years.

Don’t think this has taught me a lesson !

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

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