Quotes by Stephan Pastis

Stephan Pastis

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I dont know what they think.

People

Thinking

Writing

Basically, I learned to read by reading ‘Peanuts,’ just wanting to know what they were saying.

Knows

Peanuts

Reading

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It’s darker, more cutting.

Cutting

Sense Of Humor

Way

I don’t like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I’d have to pencil it first.

Book

Character

Drawing

I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don’t really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.

Book

Confused

Mean

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it’s a bad pun.

Able

Add

Ends

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

Done

Law

Years

I’m very harsh on real estate agents. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because of how the call every small house ‘charming’ and every run-down house a ‘great fixer-upper’. Just once, I’d like them to show me a house and declare, ‘This one’s a piece of crap’.

House

Real

Running

If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

Color

People

Talking

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that.

Giving

Pages

Wise

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Able

Add

Bars

Blenders

Book

California

Character

Class

Color

Confused

Crush

Cutting

Dirty

Distance

Done

Drawing

Ends

Expression

Fall

Fashion

Generations

Giving

Hands

Hoaxes

House

Ideas

Illustration

Influence

Knows

Lasts

Law

Littles

Love Your Family

Mean

Minutes

Needs

Pages

Parks

Peanuts

People

Reading

Real

Retiring

Running

Schedules

Sense Of Humor

Seven Months

Soul

Space

Talking

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Quotes by Stephan Pastis

Stephan Pastis

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I dont know what they think.

Basically, I learned to read by reading ‘Peanuts,’ just wanting to know what they were saying.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It’s darker, more cutting.

I don’t like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I’d have to pencil it first.

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it’s a bad pun.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

I’m very harsh on real estate agents. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because of how the call every small house ‘charming’ and every run-down house a ‘great fixer-upper’. Just once, I’d like them to show me a house and declare, ‘This one’s a piece of crap’.

If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that.

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