Quotes by Stanley Bing

Stanley Bing

“Hi,” I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified circle, lay down again. I remember thinking: “There are times God puts a choice in front of you.” I often had such thoughts back then. We took the dog.

Dog

Hands

Thinking

After nearly 6,000 years of evidence on the subject, one thing stands clear: the people who end up as leaders in any organization, large or small, are often the craziest guys around.

Organization

People

Years

Anger is a fuel. You need fuel to launch a rocket. But if all you have is fuel without any complex internal mechanism directing it, you don’t have a rocket. You have a bomb

Anger

Bombs

Needs

Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we’re gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we have eviscerated, but because we must move forward or die.

Business

Moving

Sharks

Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me.

Advancement

Robots

Would Be

I can’t think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s.

Levels

Moon

Thinking

I particularly felt that my job in management was safe from the incursion of machines with friendly faces painted on the front of their heads, or whatever you call the metal constructions atop their shoulders, if those are indeed shoulders.

Friendly

Jobs

Machines

I would like to have my consciousness digitally preserved and housed in a pleasant place for later insertion into a fully functional cyborg when that’s possible.

Consciousness

Cyborg

Pleasant

I would love to have the power to stop waking at 3 a.m. every night to check my e-mail.

Mail

Night

Waking

If you can listen well, people will say you’re a good conversationalist.

Good Conversation

People

Wells

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Drinking

Fiction

Friendly

Good Conversation

Hands

Jobs

Levels

Loyalty

Machines

Mail

Moguls

Moon

Mountain

Moving

Needs

Night

Organization

Passion

People

Pleasant

Procrastination

Reading

Robots

Sharks

Sleep

Thinking

Tiny

Waking

Way

Wells

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Quotes by Stanley Bing

Stanley Bing

“Hi,” I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified circle, lay down again. I remember thinking: “There are times God puts a choice in front of you.” I often had such thoughts back then. We took the dog.

After nearly 6,000 years of evidence on the subject, one thing stands clear: the people who end up as leaders in any organization, large or small, are often the craziest guys around.

Anger is a fuel. You need fuel to launch a rocket. But if all you have is fuel without any complex internal mechanism directing it, you don’t have a rocket. You have a bomb

Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we’re gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we have eviscerated, but because we must move forward or die.

Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me.

I can’t think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s.

I particularly felt that my job in management was safe from the incursion of machines with friendly faces painted on the front of their heads, or whatever you call the metal constructions atop their shoulders, if those are indeed shoulders.

I would like to have my consciousness digitally preserved and housed in a pleasant place for later insertion into a fully functional cyborg when that’s possible.

I would love to have the power to stop waking at 3 a.m. every night to check my e-mail.

If you can listen well, people will say you’re a good conversationalist.

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