Quotes by Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Funny

Laughter

Nature

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Chance

Money

Saving

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Boards

Light

Waiting

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

Alive

Mistake

War

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beautiful

Beauty

Eye

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Chinese

Cooking

Food

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Crazy

Funny

Silly

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant

Elephants

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: … Well, all of me.

London

Wells

God made nightButMan made darkness.

Darkness

Made

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Quotes by Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: … Well, all of me.

God made nightButMan made darkness.

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