Quotes by Spalding Gray

Spalding Gray

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.

Beautiful

Responsibility

Waitress

And just as I was climbing into that first-class seat, and wrapping myself in a blanket, just as I was adjusting my pillow behind my head, and having a sip of that champagne, and just as I was bringing down and adjusting my Thai purple sleep mask, I had an inkling. I had a flash. I suddenly thought I knew what it was that had killed Marilyn Monroe.

Class

Climbing

Sleep

Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.

Chaos

Complexity

He won’t fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won’t fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.

Believe

Pilots

Travel

How theraputic it is to surrond yourself with people stranger than yourself.

People

Stranger

I consulted a therapist at Mass. General. After about 20 minutes, he stopped me and said, ‘You’re just a big existential garbage pail. Go home and relax.’

Garbage

Home

Relax

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that’s where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

Girlfriend

Pain

Teenage

I hadn’t had a perfect moment yet. And it’s very important for me to have perfect moments in exotic countries like that… it kind of lets you know when it’s time to go home.

Country

Home

Travel

I knew I couldn’t live in America and I wasn’t ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America – New York City .

Moving

New York

Travel

I refer to jet lag as ‘jet-psychosis – there’s an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.

Camels

Moving

Psychosis

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Artist

Baby

Beautiful

Believe

Breaths

Camels

Chaos

Children

Class

Climbing

Complexity

Country

Crafts

Cutting

Doubt

Extensions

Faces

Freak

Garbage

Girlfriend

Good Love

Home

Inspirational

Laughing

Likes

Memories

Might

Mistake

Mother

Moving

New York

Order

Pain

Painter

People

Pilots

Psychosis

Real

Relax

Responsibility

Sex

Skiing

Sleep

Stories

Storytelling

Stranger

Stuck

Suicide

Teenage

Thinking

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Quotes by Spalding Gray

Spalding Gray

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.

Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.

He won’t fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won’t fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.

How theraputic it is to surrond yourself with people stranger than yourself.

I consulted a therapist at Mass. General. After about 20 minutes, he stopped me and said, ‘You’re just a big existential garbage pail. Go home and relax.’

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that’s where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

I hadn’t had a perfect moment yet. And it’s very important for me to have perfect moments in exotic countries like that… it kind of lets you know when it’s time to go home.

I knew I couldn’t live in America and I wasn’t ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America – New York City .

I refer to jet lag as ‘jet-psychosis – there’s an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.

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