Quotes by Scott Baio

Scott Baio

Don’t ever take a shower with a woman, because you’ll probably end up proposing to her.

Ends

Showers

Every day I think, ‘Can I commit?’ I think I can and that I will

Commit

I Can

Thinking

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I’d zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

Farming

Magic

Wands

From a very young age, my father put a lot of fear in me and it worked. I think it’s important for children to have fear. I never was curious about drugs or alcohol. I was born in 1960 and back then the older kids were smoking pot. I wasn’t interested in that ever and I always had this thing in me, for some reason, that if God was kind enough to give me a healthy body and mind, I was not going to screw it up.

Children

Father

Kids

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

Guy

Needs

Spiritual

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call’s at 8:30 a.m. I’d like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I’m not tired of TV yet. There’s nothing like it. I’ve got the best of both worlds.

Break Out

Tired

Years

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It’s a beautiful thing.

Beautiful

Believe

Kids

I don’t have an iPod. I don’t get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some ’70s music, some ’80s music, and that’s it.

80s

Ipods

Whole

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don’t pay attention to things that I don’t know anything about. I’ve got my own situation to deal with.

Children

Jobs

Wife

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ’em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?

Car

Doors

Mean

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80s

Air

Alcohol

Baby

Beautiful

Believe

Break Out

Brother

Caged

Car

Children

Commit

Country

Different

Doors

Drug

Ends

Farming

Father

Faults

Feels

Fortunate

Girlfriend

Goes On

Golf

Grateful

Gun

Guy

I Am Grateful

I Can

Ipods

Jobs

Kids

Life Is Too Short

Long

Losing

Magic

Married

Matter

Mean

Missing

Mom

Mother

Needs

Nice

Okay

Parent

Party

People

Racist

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Quotes by Scott Baio

Scott Baio

Don’t ever take a shower with a woman, because you’ll probably end up proposing to her.

Every day I think, ‘Can I commit?’ I think I can and that I will

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I’d zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call’s at 8:30 a.m. I’d like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I’m not tired of TV yet. There’s nothing like it. I’ve got the best of both worlds.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It’s a beautiful thing.

I don’t have an iPod. I don’t get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some ’70s music, some ’80s music, and that’s it.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don’t pay attention to things that I don’t know anything about. I’ve got my own situation to deal with.

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ’em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?

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