Quotes by Scott Adams

Scott Adams

‘Dilbert’ became popular during the downsizing of the ’90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Dilbert

Jobs

Theme

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A matador is a guy who didn’t have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Death

Skills

Suicide

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A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

Average

Investing

Schedules

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A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Car

Car Rental

Wheels

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Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

Business

Disappointment

Humorous

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Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Meetings

Moron

Wasting Time

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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve.

Limits

Long

People

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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Knows

Smart

Wisdom

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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

Serious

Surfing

Technology

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As a fan, I’m distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Cat

Funny

Humor

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