Quotes by Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You’re kind of doing it yourself.

Comedy

Diy

Kind

As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator.

Projects

Strong

Voice

Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.

Christian

Christmas

Religious

Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money.

Don't Judge Me

Judging

Money

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

Divorce

Months

Parent

Hopefully the person I’m trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don’t model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn’t want to meet that person. I wouldn’t want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.

Evil

Hopefully

Trying

I am a cookbook fanatic.

Cookbook

Fanatics

I believe in breakfast. It’s the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that’s huge. As for myself, I can’t function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

Believe

Coffee

Good Day

I can’t claim to feel like I’ve been under some man’s thumb in comedy. I’ve sort of always done my own thing for better or worse, and have been lucky enough to be able to perform ever since.

Comedy

Done

Lucky

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don’t know why that is.

People

Shy

Thinking

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Actors

Ambitious

Answering Questions

Anthem

Anxiety Disorder

Asking

Asks

Beautiful

Being Yourself

Believe

Birthday

Buying

Canada

Casinos

Catholic

Children

Christian

Christmas

Citizenship

Clothes

Coffee

Color

Comedy

Compassion

Compromise

Constitution

Cookbook

Country

Crazy

Daughter

Dialogue

Dictator

Disappointment

Divorce

Diy

Doe

Don't Judge Me

Done

Election

Ends

Evil

Expectations

Eye

Fall

Fanatics

Film

Frustrated

Fun

Gambling

Giving

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Quotes by Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You’re kind of doing it yourself.

As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator.

Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.

Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money.

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

I am a cookbook fanatic.

I believe in breakfast. It’s the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that’s huge. As for myself, I can’t function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

I can’t claim to feel like I’ve been under some man’s thumb in comedy. I’ve sort of always done my own thing for better or worse, and have been lucky enough to be able to perform ever since.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don’t know why that is.

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