Quotes by Sam Levenson

Sam Levenson

A woman’s place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman’s pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

Home

Sex

Wife

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others’ children.

Beast

Children

Cry

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn’t poor.

Book

Children

Kids

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an “aggressor.”

Censored

Fighting

Government

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

Cannibal

Naked

Village

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

Children

Doctors

Mean

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don’t know why, he does.

Children

Doe

Giving

I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Procrastination

Starting Over

Time

If you owe fifty dollars you’re a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you’re a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you’re a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you’re the government.

Dollars

Fifty

Government

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’

Hands

Happy Birthday

Son

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Book

Cannibal

Censored

Change

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Cynical

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Dangerous

Doctors

Doe

Dollars

Eye

Family

Fifty

Fighting

Fun

Funny

Giving

Government

Grandma

Grandmother

Hands

Happy Birthday

Heart

Home

Inspirational

Inspiring

Kids

Life Is Too Short

Lying

Mean

Memories

Men

Mistake

Mother

Naked

People

Procrastination

Sex

Shoes

Son

Starting Over

Stupid

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Quotes by Sam Levenson

Sam Levenson

A woman’s place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman’s pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others’ children.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn’t poor.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an “aggressor.”

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don’t know why, he does.

I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

If you owe fifty dollars you’re a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you’re a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you’re a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you’re the government.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’

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