Quotes by Sam Kinison

Sam Kinison

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

Compassion

Disease

People

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that’s supposed to be wrong, everything that’s forbidden.

Attitude

Generations

Voice

Everything can be satirized.

Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days… Not all in a row.

Folks

Seventeen

How does a guy look at another guy’s hairy ass, and find love?

Doe

Finding Love

Guy

I called a detox center – just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don’t have a problem yet.

Cost

Funny

Three

I don’t deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

Deny

Life Style

Style

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Marriage

Wedding Anniversary

Years

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

Church

Couple

One Day

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Jesus

Order

Rocks

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Quotes by Sam Kinison

Sam Kinison

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that’s supposed to be wrong, everything that’s forbidden.

Everything can be satirized.

Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days… Not all in a row.

How does a guy look at another guy’s hairy ass, and find love?

I called a detox center – just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don’t have a problem yet.

I don’t deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

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