Quotes by Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles

I am breathing. That’s how I’m staying alive!

Alive

Breathing

Staying Alive

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

Remember

Sprinkles

Stiles

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

Looks

Stiles

Walt

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

Canada

Knows

Taxes

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Brother

School

Three

I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around.

Bricks

Car

Yellow

I’m convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they’ve just said. That’s all there is to improv, but it’s the hardest thing to do.

Add

Information

People

I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.

Bananas

Green

Home

I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Personality

President

United States

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Fishes

Men

Would Be

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Quotes by Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles

I am breathing. That’s how I’m staying alive!

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around.

I’m convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they’ve just said. That’s all there is to improv, but it’s the hardest thing to do.

I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.

I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

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