Quotes by Russell Lynes

Russell Lynes

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Sarcastic

Stupid

Wise

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Games

Play

Secret

Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.

Friendly

Possession

Useless

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple’s substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman’s substitute for conscience. It is the communicator’s substitute, whether he is advertising man or editor or writer, for self-respect.

Learning

Men

Teaching

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Mind

Sarcastic

Wise

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Humans

Insult

Wise

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Insults You

Sarcastic

Wise

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Agree

Cool Status

Wise

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Insult

Old You

Wise

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

Littles

Sorry

Wise

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20th Century

Accepting

Agree

Art

Book

Bourgeoisie

Candor

Car

Century

Class

Comeback

Cool Status

Cutting

Distance

Editing

Friendly

Games

Gone

Home

Honesty

Humans

Idleness

Insult

Insults You

Islands

Laughing

Learning

Littles

Live For Today

Men

Mind

Names

Negative

Old You

People

Play

Possession

Ragtime

Sarcastic

Secret

Sides

Social

Sorry

Stupid

Teaching

Truth

Ugly

Useless

Wall

Wasting Time

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Quotes by Russell Lynes

Russell Lynes

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple’s substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman’s substitute for conscience. It is the communicator’s substitute, whether he is advertising man or editor or writer, for self-respect.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

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