Quotes by Ron White

Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

Say Anything

Skins

Want

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

Block

Cat

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy’s interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I’m going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

Careers

Firsts

Thinking

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

Exercise

Exposure

Writing

Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

Diamond

Minutes

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Jokes

Knows

Everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me and I’m pretty good at helping them get there. I think we all work together on some level, but for the most part, we’re on our own.

Creative

Thinking

Working Together

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

Beer

Hands

Natural

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

Believe

Creative

I Believe

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Believe

Creative

Levels

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Albums

Alcohol

America

Baseball

Beer

Believe

Bigs

Block

Bowls

Brands

Bridges

Bumper Sticker

Call Me

Careers

Carrots

Cat

Chains

Children

Cigar

Class

Clubs

Color

Comedian

Comedy

Commitment

Common

Corporate

Creative

Cuban Cigars

Dad

Dark

Death Penalty

Decent

Diamond

Doe

Doors

Ems

Encouraging

Exercise

Exposure

Eye

Fans

Firsts

Fun

Funny

Funny Bumper Sticker

Funny Life

Games

Giving

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Quotes by Ron White

Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy’s interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I’m going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

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