Quotes by Rob Thurman

Rob Thurman

All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life. She was who she said she was, and everything Sophia, my mother, the pathologically manipulative liar, had never been.

Liars

Mother

Oasis

All of his life had been about making sure I kept mine.

Mines

As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn’t planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.

Air

Spring

White

At least that’s what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn’t wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was one day away from evolving into sentient life. I folded the note into an airplane and sailed it across the room. It ended up perched jauntily on top of the ancient television. It looked good there and I left it as a tribute to freedom-loving fungi everywhere.

Airplane

One Day

Television

Every inner touch, every one of its fingerprints on my brain, burned like acid. It shredded the walls of my soul like tissue paper, it clawed its way into my very center, I couldn’t tell anymore where it began and I ended. It poured into me like a river into the sea, mixing, melding, until we were one. One. For better or worse. Until death do us part.

Rivers

Sea

Wall

Fall leaves are brilliant with gold and red. You can cup them in your hand and wonder at them, be amazed at their uniqueness and glory. But eventually they are gone, brown, crumbling, scattered on the wind. But the tree remains. The tree is what is important. The tree lives on. That was a difficult knowledge to bear, and an even more difficult life to live. Of course, being the leaf wasn’t exactly desirable either.

Fall

Hands

Wind

Funny thing about faith … it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Faith

Funny Things

Have Faith

Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

Heart

Home

Want

I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

Brother

Debt

Past

I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don’t. Some read; some don’t. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.

People

Space

Writing

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Acid

Air

Airplane

Arguing

Bed

Believe

Blanket

Block

Boys

Breaths

Broken

Brother

Cake

Clothes

Coffee

Dancing

Dawn

Debt

Diapers

Died

Distance

Drink

Either Or

Elderly

Ems

Faith

Fall

Favorite Places

Funny Things

Giving

Giving Up

Half

Hands

Have Faith

Heart

Heartbeat

Home

Ifs

Kids

Koalas

Land

Liars

Littles

Looks

Lying

Maids

Memories

Mines

Moon

Moral

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Quotes by Rob Thurman

Rob Thurman

All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life. She was who she said she was, and everything Sophia, my mother, the pathologically manipulative liar, had never been.

All of his life had been about making sure I kept mine.

Funny thing about faith … it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don’t. Some read; some don’t. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.

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