Quotes by Rob Huebel

Rob Huebel

Bigfoot loves celebrities. You just have to bring celebrities that Bigfoot loves. It would probably be just gorgeous women.

Bigfoot

Gorgeous

Gorgeous Women

Don’t ever use duct tape on your privates. That’s what I always tell people.

People

Tape

Use

I didn’t believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, “No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would’ve found some skeletons, we would’ve found some sort of proof of Bigfoot.” So, I didn’t believe for a long time, but obviously this is the year we find Bigfoot. And obviously all scientists agree that there’s definitely Bigfoot.There’s no reason to debate it. It’s like debating climate change. There’s no reason to debate climate change anymore. There’s no reason to debate whether there’s Bigfoot. Clearly, the yeti exists.

Believe

Skeletons

Years

I didn’t drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.

College

Party

School

I don’t normally get very star struck. However, I was just at a table read for a movie. It was an animated movie where they have all the actors come in and sit around a big table and read the whole script out loud so you can see what’s working, what’s not working. And this is an animated movie that Paul McCartney is doing and he’s producing it. So I got to meet Paul McCartney.

Actors

Scripts

Stars

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it up. And the guy just kept watching me, like, “Yeah?” He didn’t think I was going to finish the job. So then I swallowed it. The good news is that paper is not a big deal if you eat it.You’d be full, but you could eat the phone book. So that was the weirdest thing: a parking ticket.

Book

Jobs

Thinking

I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I pretend like I don’t know them.I was at this party and James Bond was there. Daniel Craig, but I think he goes by James Bond. Anyway, my wife is in love with him. He was in a tuxedo looking all James Bondish.

Party

Play

Thinking

I read one time that I am permanently banned from Yankee Stadium and that I could never ever go back. This article mentioned, supposedly, that I did something in the early 2000s at Yankee Stadium, and I got arrested, and supposedly, allegedly, I went to jail for something that I did. I read that about myself one time and I thought that was pretty fascinating.

Jail

Yankee Stadium

Yankees

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.

College

High School

School

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week.

Host

People

Woods

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Actors

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Believe

Bigfoot

Book

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Class

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Effort

Expecting

Eye

Fans

Feel Good

Fun

Girl

Gorgeous

Gorgeous Women

Hair

Hate

Heart

High School

Horatio

Host

Hygiene

Iraq

Jail

Jobs

Kind

Littles

Long

Mean

Medicine

Mirrors

Mom

Monument

Nice

Party

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Play

School

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Skeletons

Sound

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Quotes by Rob Huebel

Rob Huebel

Bigfoot loves celebrities. You just have to bring celebrities that Bigfoot loves. It would probably be just gorgeous women.

Don’t ever use duct tape on your privates. That’s what I always tell people.

I didn’t drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week.

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