Quotes by Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney

But I also know in standup, there’s nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.

Body

Mountain

Stage

Cats probably wouldn’t need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn’t smoke cigarettes.

Cat

Needs

Tiny

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Compassion

Depression

Hard Work

Don’t even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Friday

Love You

Shopping

I can’t ‘make’ you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

Laughing

Relationship

Snacks

I don’t think of marriage as the drudge work that a lot of sitcoms and movies might have shown it to be, I think it’s more deadly murderous rage, unadulterated passion, soul-crushing purgatorial dread… It’s more interesting.

Crush

Passion

Thinking

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

Laughing

Parent

People

I hate wearing suits and ties.

Hate

Suits

Ties

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Believe

Freedom Of Speech

Speech

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience – and I love that!

People

Smell

Tools

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Believe

Body

Boring

Break

Cat

Comedian

Compassion

Cost

Crazy

Crush

Depression

Fields

Freedom Of Speech

Friday

Guy

Hands

Hard Work

Hate

Ideas

Kids

Lame

Laughing

Live Your Life

Love

Love You

Mean

Media

Mind

Mountain

Needs

Parent

Passion

Pay

People

Phones

Real

Real Life

Relationship

School

Shopping

Smell

Snacks

Speech

Stage

Suits

Teacher

Thinking

Ties

Tiny

Tools

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Quotes by Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney

But I also know in standup, there’s nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.

Cats probably wouldn’t need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn’t smoke cigarettes.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Don’t even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

I can’t ‘make’ you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I don’t think of marriage as the drudge work that a lot of sitcoms and movies might have shown it to be, I think it’s more deadly murderous rage, unadulterated passion, soul-crushing purgatorial dread… It’s more interesting.

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

I hate wearing suits and ties.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience – and I love that!

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