Quotes by Richard Kadrey

Richard Kadrey

…playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, “access”-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they’d be the greatest stupid invention ever.

Mean

Phones

Stupid

All losers are romantics. It’s what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

Brain

Loser

Sunset

As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding of the world. Going back to old ways, old technology is forbidden. There in no past, no present, only an endless future of inadequacy

Past

Technology

Thinking

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

Able

Contradiction

Insanity

Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me out with a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?

Tattoo

Thinking

War

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Cities

Girl

Sound

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I’ll send some flowers to your inner child.

Children

Hurt

Sorry

Don’t drink too much.” “When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I’ll stop.” “I’ll have to get a shorter name.” “I’ll have to forget how to spell it.

Glasses

Names

Too Much

Don’t talk. Kill it.” That might be the sweetest thing a woman’s ever said to me on a first date.

First Date

Firsts

Might

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you’re dead.

Enemy

Kindness

Knives

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Able

Animal

Arena

Ashes

Ballet

Bartender

Beach

Beer

Boys

Brain

Burning

Candy

Children

Choices

Cities

Clothes

Coke

Contradiction

Daddy

Differences

Dog

Doors

Dragons

Enemy

Existence

Fall

Fear

Fighting

Fire

First Date

Firsts

Foolish

Games

Girl

Giving

Glasses

Gold

Grief

Half

Hate

Hell

House

Hurt

Insanity

Issues

Janitor

Jesus

Kids

Killers

Kindness

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Quotes by Richard Kadrey

Richard Kadrey

All losers are romantics. It’s what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me out with a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I’ll send some flowers to your inner child.

Don’t drink too much.” “When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I’ll stop.” “I’ll have to get a shorter name.” “I’ll have to forget how to spell it.

Don’t talk. Kill it.” That might be the sweetest thing a woman’s ever said to me on a first date.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you’re dead.

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