Quotes by Richard Griffiths

Richard Griffiths

Actors do have good and bad sides. It’s because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical.

Actors

Faces

People

Broadway has the most savvy audience anywhere. They see everything and they know their theater. As sophisticated and subtle as you think you can be, the houses you get here will want something finer.

House

Thinking

Want Something

Every time I’ve talked about my family in the past, people have ended up getting upset. So I said to my friends and family: ‘I shan’t refer to you at all, and there’s nothing for you to get upset about. There’s the deal.

Past

People

Upset

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Age

Birthday

Office

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

50th Birthday

Age

Birthday

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

Attraction

Jane

I don’t like the way I look so I don’t like being photographed. I become defensive.

Looks

Way

I don’t think I’d live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

Nice

Thinking

Would Be

I hate being the subject of photographs.

Hate

I Hate

Photograph

I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn’t form it into speech.

Childhood

Dumb

Parent

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50th Birthday

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Actors

Adventure

Age

Appreciate

Artist

Attraction

Audience

Awareness

Bigs

Birthday

Body

Brain

Careers

Childhood

Commitment

Crime

Dad

Dictator

Disrespect

Dumb

Elements

Faces

Father

Fats

Feelings

Giving

Goes On

Guy

Hate

Hated

House

I Hate

Jane

Kids

Looks

Lying

Naked

Nice

Normal

Office

Parent

Past

People

Photograph

Play

Self

Sick

Strange

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Quotes by Richard Griffiths

Richard Griffiths

Actors do have good and bad sides. It’s because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical.

Broadway has the most savvy audience anywhere. They see everything and they know their theater. As sophisticated and subtle as you think you can be, the houses you get here will want something finer.

Every time I’ve talked about my family in the past, people have ended up getting upset. So I said to my friends and family: ‘I shan’t refer to you at all, and there’s nothing for you to get upset about. There’s the deal.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

I don’t like the way I look so I don’t like being photographed. I become defensive.

I don’t think I’d live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I hate being the subject of photographs.

I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn’t form it into speech.

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