Quotes by Rich Fulcher

Rich Fulcher

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It’s all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

Able

Ideas

Taken

Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he’d say, “And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked into the room.” He would build it up, and then it was just “the ghost walked into the room.” And he would say, “Let’s move on,” and that would be it. It’s like, wait, what happened to the bloody ghost? That’s it? We knew he was making some of it up.

Moving

Son

Waiting

I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, “Wow, what a beautiful sunset!” Slam your teeth together.

Beautiful

Sunset

Together

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Prison

Turkish

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it’s long expired, my bar license.

Law

Long

Practice

I didn’t know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

Ghost

Knows

New York

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I’m English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

Interesting

People

Thinking

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I’m English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, “Man, you have a great American accent,” and I go, “No, no, no, this is my accent. I don’t do accents.” And then they’re really disappointed, and they try to punch me.

Men

People

Thinking

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Hate

Littles

Prison

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Memories

Results

Teeth

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Able

Air

Back In The Day

Beautiful

Believe

Black

Book

Boots

Brilliant

Can Do

Car

Carriages

Changed

Cheer

Coffee

Costumes

Crazy

Crowded

Dad

Degrees

England

Facts

Feels

Ghost

Guides

Guy

Hate

I Haven't Changed

Ideas

Interesting

Invention

Kids

Kissing

Knows

Law

Littles

Long

Love Is

Mask

Mean

Memories

Men

Mets

Mistake

Moon

Moving

New York

People

Practice

Prison

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Quotes by Rich Fulcher

Rich Fulcher

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It’s all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, “Wow, what a beautiful sunset!” Slam your teeth together.

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it’s long expired, my bar license.

I didn’t know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I’m English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

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