Quotes by Redd Foxx

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A girl’s legs are her best friends…but even the best of friends must part.

Girl

Legs

Naughty

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Beautiful

Beauty

Words Of Wisdom

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

Certain

Should

Way

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Bobcats

Pussy

Turkeys

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Funny

Lying

Stupid

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day.

Doors

Havens

Hey

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from St. Louis.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Knives

People

White

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.

Drug

People

Sorry

I’m a Sagittarian, see, I can’t be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there’s nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of ’em.

Cities

Sex

Vegas

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Quotes by Redd Foxx

Redd Foxx

A girl’s legs are her best friends…but even the best of friends must part.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day.

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from St. Louis.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.

I’m a Sagittarian, see, I can’t be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there’s nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of ’em.

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