Quotes by Ray Romano

Ray Romano

After ‘Raymond,’ there was this big feeling of, ‘What do I do next?’

Bigs

Feelings

Each day it’s like: ‘How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

Each Day

Littles

Pain

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

Baby

Children

Funny

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Children

Funny

Sleep

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they’re too old to work at Hooters.

Flappers

Sound

Waitress

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Funny

Kings

Marriage

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Children

Fathers Day

Funny

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Minus

I can’t complain about my career, that’s for sure.

Careers

Complaining

I Can

I don’t think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we’ll get it out.

Men

Mind

Thinking

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Apologizing

Apology

Attitude

Baby

Beautiful

Bigs

Brother

Cab Drivers

Careers

Character

Children

Comedian

Comedy

Complaining

Creating

Curse

Different

Directors

Dream

Drunk

Each Day

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fame

Fathers Day

Fats

Feel Good

Feelings

Flappers

Focus

Funny

Games

Get Money

God

Golf

Guy

Hair

Handicaps

Hate

Home

Hug

I Can

Identity

Insecure

Insecurity

Inspirational

Kids

Kings

Knows

Littles

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Quotes by Ray Romano

Ray Romano

After ‘Raymond,’ there was this big feeling of, ‘What do I do next?’

Each day it’s like: ‘How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they’re too old to work at Hooters.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

I can’t complain about my career, that’s for sure.

I don’t think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we’ll get it out.

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