Quotes by Peter Sagal

Peter Sagal

[Joe] Biden countered. He was speaking at a summit for working families, and he said he had no stocks, no bonds, or a savings account. He then asked a Secret Service agent to hand him his hobo bindle, and he jumped a freight train back to D.C.

Hands

Hobos

Secret

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

Invitations

Subpoenas

Wedding Invitation

According to Domino’s head of marketing, whose job we are doing for her right now, quote, “it makes it easy for people to ask and receive something that they’ll really use.” It’s cute. What better way to practice for your inevitable divorce than a gift you can easily divide evenly between the two of you?

Cute

Divorce

Jobs

After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan.

Italian

Player

Two

An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.

Goes On

Mayors

Trouble

Being a model seems like a dream job – lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that’s just for lady models.

Clothes

Dream

Jobs

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.

Ice Cream

Marijuana

People

Buddhism – Tibetan Buddhism – teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires…

Buddhism

Desire

Teach

Former Sony CEO Amy Pascal – they threw her out of the headquarters, but they gave her a new office on the lot. But she can’t move into it because it reeks of pot smoke. Apparently, this is true, the former tenant was Seth Rogan. And he, as we know, smokes so much weed, when he finally exhales, it looks like there’s a new pope.

Moving

Office

Weed

Hillary Clinton, told a reporter that she and Bill aren’t truly well-off, even though they’re incredibly rich because they pay income taxes like everybody else. In fact, she says, they were so poor when they left the White House, they could hardly afford Bill’s website memberships.

Bills

House

White

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Athlete

Beautiful

Believe

Bills

Biting

Buddhism

Cat

Catholic

Causes

Cells

Church

Cities

Clothes

Color

Couple

Cute

Cutting

Data

Decision

Desire

Discovery

Divorce

Dream

England

Exercise

Eye

Faces

Fashionable

Film

Fun

Funny

Gay

Goes On

Hair

Hands

Heart

Helping

Hobos

Horse

House

Ice

Ice Cream

Ifs

Invitations

Italian

Jobs

Lakes

Lava Lamps

Leader

Lists

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Quotes by Peter Sagal

Peter Sagal

[Joe] Biden countered. He was speaking at a summit for working families, and he said he had no stocks, no bonds, or a savings account. He then asked a Secret Service agent to hand him his hobo bindle, and he jumped a freight train back to D.C.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan.

An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.

Being a model seems like a dream job – lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that’s just for lady models.

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.

Buddhism – Tibetan Buddhism – teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires…

Hillary Clinton, told a reporter that she and Bill aren’t truly well-off, even though they’re incredibly rich because they pay income taxes like everybody else. In fact, she says, they were so poor when they left the White House, they could hardly afford Bill’s website memberships.

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