Quotes by Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney

A goat’s a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it’s still a goat.

Goats

Stills

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

Brooms

Dirt

Knows

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I’ll never know what it is to have a baby.

Baby

Having A Baby

Knows

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners.

America

Doe

Soldier

America has a rap sheet. You can’t police the world and tell the world how to act when you’re just as bad yourself.

America

Police

Rap

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is ‘race.’

America

Names

Race

An audience can be like a pack of wolves.

Audience

Packs

Packs Of Wolves

Arizona has always been anti-black.

Arizona

Black

Handshaking means, ‘I don’t have a weapon.’

Mean

Weapons

Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn’t say, ‘I’m black and I’m running for president.’ It couldn’t come out of his mouth. He couldn’t say that because, if he did, he’d lose votes.

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President

Running

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Quotes by Paul Mooney

Paul Mooney

A goat’s a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it’s still a goat.

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I’ll never know what it is to have a baby.

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners.

America has a rap sheet. You can’t police the world and tell the world how to act when you’re just as bad yourself.

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is ‘race.’

An audience can be like a pack of wolves.

Arizona has always been anti-black.

Handshaking means, ‘I don’t have a weapon.’

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