Quotes by Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

Desert

Government

Islands

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.

Hate

Orchestra

Realization

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Bridges

Double Standard

Men

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don’t think of it first.

Firsts

Form

Thinking

An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.

Carnegie

Halls

Wise

Ballet is the fairies’ baseball.

Ballet

Baseball

Fairy

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

Art

Entertainment

Iron

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Funny

Loneliness

Sarcastic

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

Art

Falling In Love

Love You

Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.

Happiness

Inspirational

Memories

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Depression

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Dislike Me

Don't Regret

Double Standard

Drink

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Dwight

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Enormous

Entertainment

Fairy

Falling In Love

Feel Good

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Quotes by Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don’t think of it first.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.

Ballet is the fairies’ baseball.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.

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