Quotes by Oliver Herford

Oliver Herford

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

Kissing

Moments

Speech

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

Criminal Mind

Men

Silence

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Funny

Laughter

Sarcastic

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

Age

Distance

Time

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

Cooking

Culinary

Food

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Divorce

Marriage

Way

Diplomacy is living in state.

Diplomacy

Politics

States

Diplomacy: lying in state.

Dignity

Inspirational

Lying

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. ‘We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,’ I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

Dark

Spring

Sweet

I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.

Angel

Cat

Thinking

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Ambition

Angel

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Cat

Cooking

Criminal Mind

Culinary

Dark

Death

Dignity

Diplomacy

Distance

Divorce

Dying

Eggs

Fans

Food

Funny

Giving

Humility

Inspirational

Kissing

Laughter

Lying

Marriage

Men

Modesty

Moments

Motivational Sales

Ordinary

People

Politics

Rights

Rooms

Sarcastic

Silence

Silly

Society

Song

Speech

Spring

States

Sweet

Swimming

Tact

Thinking

Time

Way

Wine

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Quotes by Oliver Herford

Oliver Herford

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Diplomacy is living in state.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. ‘We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,’ I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.

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