Quotes by Nick Kroll

Nick Kroll

A job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don’t like, or people you work with.

Boss

Jobs

People

A lot of times, you’re circling around a lot of things, and then you find that one person, or that little piece of dialogue, and it doesn’t always have to be in person.

Littles

Pieces

That One Person

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

Belief

Contrary

Knows

Don’t watch Kroll Show if you don’t have a Nielsen box. I honestly don’t care. Feel free to DVR it and not watch it because that will somehow help my ratings maybe, but honestly I’m talking to the four of you with a Nielsen box. If you have a Nielsen box, like, who are you? Where do you live? How do I find you? You’re a unicorn and I don’t believe that you exist.

Believe

Care

Talking

For me, the best characters are the ones that feel fully formed inside and out, so I try to have a very clear vision of exactly what they would wear, top to bottom, who they are, what their backstory is, what their family situation is, who are their friends, just creating as much of a three-dimensional character [as possible]. Because I think you could do a very broad character, but as long as there’s some emotional truth to them you can get away with really crazy things.

Character

Crazy

Emotional

For me, the goal wasn’t to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new.

Goal

Something New

Special

I feel incredibly lucky at this moment in my career to get paid to do basically exactly what I always wanted to do. I appreciate that in general. But you know, like any job, a job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don’t like, or people you work with.

Careers

Jobs

People

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn’t it.

Internet

Sacred

Wikipedia

I had PubLIZity, I had Oh, Hello, I had Bobby and Farley – all of these sketches that were really these duo sketches, but the relationship between them is really what catapulted them forward. A lot of that, I think, came from Wayne and Garth, these two similar guys – they’re Midwestern metal guys – but in the end, they’re quite different because there’s an alpha and a beta. And I think that model became very present for me on Kroll Show.

Guy

Thinking

Two

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That’s my favorite version of a sea creature.

Lions

Otters

Sea

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Able

Animal

Art

Beautiful

Belief

Believe

Bills

Boss

Boys

Building

Car

Care

Careers

Character

Cities

Comedy

Contrary

Couple

Crazy

Cute

Details

Dream

Drunk

Easier

Elsewhere

Emotional

Everyday

Family And Friends

Fans

Genius

Giving

Goal

Guy

Hair

Hello

Hicks

Honey

Ideas

Independent

Inspired

Internet

Ironic

Jobs

Kansas City

Knows

Lions

Littles

Media

Men

My Friends

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Quotes by Nick Kroll

Nick Kroll

A job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don’t like, or people you work with.

A lot of times, you’re circling around a lot of things, and then you find that one person, or that little piece of dialogue, and it doesn’t always have to be in person.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

For me, the goal wasn’t to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new.

I feel incredibly lucky at this moment in my career to get paid to do basically exactly what I always wanted to do. I appreciate that in general. But you know, like any job, a job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don’t like, or people you work with.

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn’t it.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That’s my favorite version of a sea creature.

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