Quotes by Mike Royko

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A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it’s gonna spill.

Fans

Glasses

Half

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There’s hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain’t got indoor plumbing, but that don’t mean there’s something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I’ve never seen a more boring sport.

Baseball

Soccer

Sports

Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

Defense

Fund

Moonbeams

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

Brain

Dollars

Giving

Contrary to popular belief. It’s much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

Belief

Poor

Rich

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else’s chest.

Feet

Mean

People

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn’t think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career.

Thinking

Views

Years

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Country

Nuts

West

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Baseball

Inspiring

Mothers Day

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

Duty

Hollywood

Political

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Beer

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Bipolar

Boast

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Cat

Ceilings

Cheerful

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Country

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Criminals

Defense

Dog

Dollars

Driving

Duty

Erosion

Fans

Feet

Female

Fund

Gay

Giving

Glasses

Goal

Gun

Half

Hands

Helping Others

Hero

Hollywood

Horse

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Inspiring

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Jordan

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Law

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Quotes by Mike Royko

Mike Royko

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it’s gonna spill.

Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

Contrary to popular belief. It’s much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else’s chest.

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn’t think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

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