Quotes by Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney

. . . children – not kids. Kids are goats. I’ve always spoken of my children as children.

Children

Goats

Kids

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.

Divorce

People

Thinking

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

Funny

Marriage

Wedding

And that’s the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Laughing

Today

Way

Clark Gable once said to me, “‘Acting school?’ [If you go,] I’ll kill ya!”

Acting

Said

School

Dont retire – inspire…Theres a lot to be done

Done

Inspire

Retiring

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let’s have peace.

Bless

Chinese

God Bless

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

Once Upon A Time

Scotch

Stories

Hey kids! Let’s put on a show!

Hey

Kids

Shows

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It’s nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

Hollywood

Memories

Sides

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Doors

Dying

Elderly

Enough

Florida

Friendship

Fun

Funny

Games

Goats

God Bless

Goes On

Growing Up

Grows

Heart

Heartache

Hey

Hollywood

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Hurt

Important

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Kids

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Let Me

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Quotes by Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney

. . . children – not kids. Kids are goats. I’ve always spoken of my children as children.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

And that’s the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Clark Gable once said to me, “‘Acting school?’ [If you go,] I’ll kill ya!”

Dont retire – inspire…Theres a lot to be done

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let’s have peace.

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

Hey kids! Let’s put on a show!

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It’s nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

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