Quotes by Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch

Abbesses’ recesses are not for excesses!

Excess

Recess

C’m’on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

Chinese

Clothing Line

Kids

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump’s hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Christian

Halos

Mistake

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

Husband

Secret

Thinking

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Children

Heirs

Lines

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Depth

Principles

Taken

Donald Trump isn’t really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Presidential

Reality

Running

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don’t treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

Hair

Party

Running

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Long

Nice

Party

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it’s far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: “I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End.”

Fans

Long

Worship

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Quotes by Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch

Abbesses’ recesses are not for excesses!

C’m’on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump’s hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Donald Trump isn’t really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don’t treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

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