Quotes by Michael Che

Michael Che

As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It’s your first one, and you want it to be perfect, and you want it to mean something. You want it to look good.

Guy

Mean

Perfect

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn’t apologize for who he is. We know he’s tacky. We know he’s orange. We know he’s got a bad haircut.

Apologizing

Haircuts

Donald Trump is making decisions that affect people’s day-to-day life, and he’s constantly, constantly making some crazy announcement. It’s like, “Well, what are we supposed to talk about? The D train? Traffic?” Trump is the one guy that’s like, “Yeah, I’ll do 90 minutes of live comedy. Seems easy enough.”

Crazy

Decision

Guy

I believe in equality. But I don’t like the word feminist, because it’s such a rational belief to think that women are equal to men, and I’m a rational person. You shouldn’t be labeled for being reasonable. You should be labeled if you’re f-cking crazy.

Believe

Crazy

Men

I don’t like to travel. I go out. When you do stand up, you travel a lot. Just working out. I don’t really enjoy it. I like New York. There’s nothing really like New York. Everything just becomes a worse version of New York.

Enjoy

New York

Work Out

I feel like it’s a lot easier to parody Democrats just because they take themselves so seriously. I think Republicans have a little bit more of an open mind as to how ridiculous they are. Democrats pride themselves in being the highbrow, smart, right choice.

Pride

Smart

Thinking

I grew up in the projects with four older brothers. And there were tough, macho gangsters, drug dealers, killers, and thugs all in my neighborhood. And they were afraid of my mother. So, yeah, I know some strong women.

Brother

Mother

Strong Women

I guess Trump is joke-worthy more than ever because he’s the president. I think Donald Trump being president is more about where the country is at as opposed to it actually being about Donald Trump. It feels like going to couples therapy and really finding out how your other half feels.

Country

Couple

Thinking

I think when you first get a job, you’re just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

Jobs

Thinking

Trying

I would love to be able to play anywhere, but to me the sweet spot is clubs and theaters, just because I feel like you lean in to tell a joke. You don’t back up. Comedy lives in that area. I’ve played amphitheaters, big clubs, and pool halls, and the most fun rooms hold anywhere from 500 to 2,000 people. That intimacy is where comedy really lives.

Fun

Play

Sweet

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Apologizing

Being Yourself

Believe

Brother

Car

Comedian

Comedy

Country

Couple

Cracks

Crazy

Creative

Decision

Disrespect

Enjoy

Feelings

Fraternity

Fun

Goal

Guy

Haircuts

Integrity

Jobs

Jokes

Laugh At Yourself

Laughing

Littles

Lonely

Long

Matter

Mean

Men

Missing

Mother

New York

Obvious

People

Perfect

Play

Pride

Remember

Risk

Saturday

Selfish

Smart

Stranger

Strong Women

Summertime

Sweet

Thinking

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Quotes by Michael Che

Michael Che

As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It’s your first one, and you want it to be perfect, and you want it to mean something. You want it to look good.

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn’t apologize for who he is. We know he’s tacky. We know he’s orange. We know he’s got a bad haircut.

I believe in equality. But I don’t like the word feminist, because it’s such a rational belief to think that women are equal to men, and I’m a rational person. You shouldn’t be labeled for being reasonable. You should be labeled if you’re f-cking crazy.

I don’t like to travel. I go out. When you do stand up, you travel a lot. Just working out. I don’t really enjoy it. I like New York. There’s nothing really like New York. Everything just becomes a worse version of New York.

I feel like it’s a lot easier to parody Democrats just because they take themselves so seriously. I think Republicans have a little bit more of an open mind as to how ridiculous they are. Democrats pride themselves in being the highbrow, smart, right choice.

I grew up in the projects with four older brothers. And there were tough, macho gangsters, drug dealers, killers, and thugs all in my neighborhood. And they were afraid of my mother. So, yeah, I know some strong women.

I guess Trump is joke-worthy more than ever because he’s the president. I think Donald Trump being president is more about where the country is at as opposed to it actually being about Donald Trump. It feels like going to couples therapy and really finding out how your other half feels.

I think when you first get a job, you’re just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

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