Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn’t mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I’d end up making people laugh.

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Teenager

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

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Comedy

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she’s like, ‘I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.’

Littles

Proud

Three

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners… I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That’s what makes them funny and captivating.

Badass

Beautiful

Jobs

I am not a princess, I don’t want to be referred to as a princess – I find that super creepy.

Creepy

Princess

Want

I believe in Heaven. I don’t believe that this is it, and then we’re done.

Believe

Done

Heaven

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I’m just always saying, ‘Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.’

Language

Tomorrow

Work Out

I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized characters, you cannot keep it living. Otherwise it just becomes long and rambling indulgent.

Character

Long

Thinking

I don’t associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

Blame

People

World

I don’t know any neighborhoods where everyone’s walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

Makeup

Perfect

Women

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Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn’t mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I’d end up making people laugh.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she’s like, ‘I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.’

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners… I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That’s what makes them funny and captivating.

I am not a princess, I don’t want to be referred to as a princess – I find that super creepy.

I believe in Heaven. I don’t believe that this is it, and then we’re done.

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I’m just always saying, ‘Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.’

I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized characters, you cannot keep it living. Otherwise it just becomes long and rambling indulgent.

I don’t associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

I don’t know any neighborhoods where everyone’s walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

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