Quotes by Maxine

Maxine

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, ‘Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.’

Good Night

Party

Sleep

All I’m looking for is a guy who’ll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Dust

Guy

Long

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won’t be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

Men

Teach A Man To Fish

Weekend

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

Giving

Incentives

Mirrors

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.

Good Teaching

Secret

Teaching

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

Capacity

Imagination

Thinking

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

Biblical

Book

People

Love is like a roller coaster. When it’s good, you don’t want to stop and when it’s not… you want to throw up.

Love Is

Roller Coaster

Want

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

Games

Guests

My Favorite

Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compensate for the sad envy when I look at women loved enough to be supported. Even now China wraps double binds around my feet.

Adventure

Envy

Feet

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Accompany

Adventure

Biblical

Book

Buckets

Capacity

Dust

Envy

Fall

Fashion

Feet

Games

Giving

Good Night

Good Teaching

Grain Of Salt

Guests

Guy

Imagination

Incentives

Keys

Lawns

Long

Looks

Love Is

Margarita

Men

Mirrors

My Favorite

Nice

Party

People

Possibility

Roller Coaster

Secret

Size

Sleep

Small Rooms

Teach A Man To Fish

Teaching

Thinking

Trouble

Trying

Want

Weekend

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Quotes by Maxine

Maxine

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, ‘Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.’

All I’m looking for is a guy who’ll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won’t be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

Love is like a roller coaster. When it’s good, you don’t want to stop and when it’s not… you want to throw up.

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compensate for the sad envy when I look at women loved enough to be supported. Even now China wraps double binds around my feet.

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