Quotes by Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got. Everybody got to play to their strengths and was paired up in the right scenarios. It was very fortunate. It was exciting, the whole process. It makes more difficulty in editing ’cause there’s more footage, but the guy I had handle it was a documentarian editor for a long time, so it was very useful.

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Editors

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Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

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Real

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

Care

Children

Law

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

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Two Of Us

I guess I’m sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you’re a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that’s great.

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People

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I have never in my life encountered a religion as oppressive, cold, and stiff as Progressivism. I’ve never known a faith more eager to burn heretics at the stake. Even a fundamentalist Iranian Muslim would flinch if he came face to face with a western liberal’s rigid dogmatism. I imagine that even a Saudi Arabian Islamic cleric would take one look at how American left wingers react when anyone deviates ever so slightly from their established orthodoxy, and say to himself, ‘man, these people REALLY need to chill.

Islamic

Men

People

I know that relationships can be a winding, sometimes unpredictable road… it just seems to me that, if you ever find yourself backed into a corner, and the only way out is a box, that you have sex in, on stage, on live TV… something has gone terribly wrong.

Finding Yourself

Gone

Sex

I’m a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it’s pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

Home

Normal

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I’m more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I’ve had some success.

Fisherman

Scientist

Whales

I’ve never gotten hired for drama because I’m a good improviser. I don’t think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

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Quotes by Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

I guess I’m sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you’re a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that’s great.

I know that relationships can be a winding, sometimes unpredictable road… it just seems to me that, if you ever find yourself backed into a corner, and the only way out is a box, that you have sex in, on stage, on live TV… something has gone terribly wrong.

I’m a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it’s pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

I’m more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I’ve had some success.

I’ve never gotten hired for drama because I’m a good improviser. I don’t think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

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