Quotes by Mark Twain

Mark Twain

… an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

Ambitious

Humorous

Liars

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… No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody – hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.

Men

Stupid

Wise

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… the English alphabet is pure insanity…, It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

Alphabet

Degrees

Insanity

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….honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

Honest

Honesty

Men

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….try the mustard, – a man can’t know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

Men

Perfection

Trying

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…fry me an optimist for breakfast.

Breakfast

Optimist

Optimistic

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…heaven for climate, and hell for society.

Climate

Heaven

Hell

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…ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

Ignorance

Ignorant

Twins

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…majority Patriotism is the customary Patriotism.

Majority

Patriotism

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…Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the ‘noblest work of God.’

Angel

Men

Sarcasm

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