Quotes by Mark Russell

Mark Russell

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn’t know any women.

Different

Guy

Making Love

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one’s sporting ability.

Ability

Tests

Ultimate

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business.

Believe

Bills

Business

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

Long

People

Running

I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

Performers

Television

Thinking

I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.

Jokes

Sides

Two Sides

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

Athlete

Sarcastic

Sports

I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that’s important to writing believable characters. They don’t have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.

Character

Thinking

Writing

I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody.

Fun

Thinking

Writing

I’m not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I’m writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.

Civilization

Fun

Writing

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Ability

Athlete

Audience

Baseball

Believe

Bills

Brain

Break

Business

Character

Civilization

Democrat

Different

Evil

Expenses

Faces

Feelings

Football

Fun

Funny Life

Games

Guy

Hair

Healthcare

Heart

Hilarious

Hippie

Inspirational

Jerry

Jokes

Libel

Long

Making Love

Meat

Opponents

People

Performers

Political

Politician

Politics

Quiet

Racing

Republican

Running

Sacred

Sarcastic

Sides

Silent

Sports

Stripes

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Quotes by Mark Russell

Mark Russell

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn’t know any women.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one’s sporting ability.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that’s important to writing believable characters. They don’t have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.

I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody.

I’m not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I’m writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.

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