Quotes by Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho

[An article about Cho] started out, “Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho…” What is “zaftig?” Isn’t that German for “big fat pig?” I guess I was lucky – “zaftig” is kind of a nice word. It could have been, “Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.”

Nice

Pigs

Sexy

[Fur] is really ridiculous. It’s outrageous. We’re not living in igloos. We don’t need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It’s not. It’s death. There’s no excuse for it.

Fur

Ideas

Needs

[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel.

Comfort

Drug

Smoking

A few words about ‘trannychasing.’ I am not a trannychaser. Ok, actually I am a trannychaser. No I am not. I am a trannycatcher! Just kidding!

Few Words

Just Kids

A lot of the actresses who were around when I started, I don’t know where they are. Comics stick around.

Actresses

Knows

Sticks

All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex.

Gay

Sex

Song

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn’t it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool – only to have it take forever to finally go off?

Forever

Gun

Waiting

Anger and comedy are really connected.

Comedy

Connected

Anything Vince Clarke, whether it’s Erasure, Yaz, or Depeche Mode. It’s basically R&B with synths. It’s very sexy music and perfect for gay sex.

Gay

Perfect

Sexy

As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There’s a trust there. I feel like little girls and old gay men together – there’s a safety. They make a shield from all of the bad things they’ve experienced in the world. They make a home together. There are no songs about that. I don’t know if you remember, but there was a show a long time ago called ‘Love, Sidney.’

Children

Girl

Song

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Abortion

Abuse

Accepted

Actresses

Affair

Affection

Airports

Alive

America

Amnesty

Appreciate

Army

Art

Artist

Asia

Asian

Attitude

Audience

Awards

Baby

Bad Ass

Bad Taste

Badass

Band

Batteries

Battle

Beautiful

Beauty

Being Alone

Being An Artist

Believe

Birthday

Bisexual

Bitter

Blind

Blow

Body

Book

Boyfriend

Brain

Bullets

Bully

Bye

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Careers

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Century

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Quotes by Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho

[An article about Cho] started out, “Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho…” What is “zaftig?” Isn’t that German for “big fat pig?” I guess I was lucky – “zaftig” is kind of a nice word. It could have been, “Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.”

[Fur] is really ridiculous. It’s outrageous. We’re not living in igloos. We don’t need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It’s not. It’s death. There’s no excuse for it.

[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel.

A few words about ‘trannychasing.’ I am not a trannychaser. Ok, actually I am a trannychaser. No I am not. I am a trannycatcher! Just kidding!

A lot of the actresses who were around when I started, I don’t know where they are. Comics stick around.

All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex.

Anger and comedy are really connected.

Anything Vince Clarke, whether it’s Erasure, Yaz, or Depeche Mode. It’s basically R&B with synths. It’s very sexy music and perfect for gay sex.

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