Quotes by Louie Anderson

Louie Anderson

After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I’ve never been better doing what I do.

Excited

Starting Out

Years

At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She’s got to push it during the meal. “Did you get some sweet potatoes? There’s sweet potatoes. They’re hot. There’s more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson’s.”

Mom

Sweet

Thanksgiving

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.

Hate

Laughing

Originals

Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.

Believe

Book

Reading

Filming in Cloak & Dagger I was trying to get my Screen Actors Guild card. Everybody tries to get their SAG card if they want to be an actor. People might say that it was their dream to be an actor, but for me, I was a comedian. I already had a job. But I felt like there could be money there, and comedians don’t make very much money, or they didn’t in 1984.

Comedian

Dream

People

God and the universe said to me one day, “You’re only going to get what’s good for you.” That’s kind of how I try to look at things. Isn’t that true, when you look back at things? “Ooh, I’m glad I didn’t get that!” You get more philosophical when you get older, with the more life experiences you have. But I don’t have any bad feelings towards anybody that was ever involved in any of that stuff, because I don’t think that people usually set out to hurt you. I think that hurt is all manufactured by yourself and your expectations.

Hurt

Philosophical

Thinking

I could be an alternative comic. I could be that really dark – I was – I was a very dark comic to begin with. I could be that guy, and the only reason I didn’t is that I wanted to make money. I wanted to be popular. I wanted to be liked more than I wanted to be admired.

Alternatives

Dark

Guy

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people.

Hurt

Responsibility

Sorry

I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. Its just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.

Asking

Giving

Might

I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He’s got a big snowblower that’s actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn’t even have to go outside. He’s got the microwave and a satellite dish, it’s all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.

Cousin

Stuff

Watches

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Alternatives

Asking

Beautiful

Bed

Believe

Book

Boys

California

Careers

Cartoon

Character

College

Comedian

Cousin

Crowds

Cynical

Dad

Dark

Debt

Doe

Done

Doubt

Dream

Dumb

Earth

Easier

Eight

Emotional

Excited

Fame

Fantastic

Firsts

Flower

Giving

Gratitude

Guy

Hate

Heart

Home

Hotel

Humility

Hurt

Inspiration

Inspirational

Interesting

Kids

Language

Las Vegas

Lasts

Laughing

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Quotes by Louie Anderson

Louie Anderson

After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I’ve never been better doing what I do.

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.

Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.

I could be an alternative comic. I could be that really dark – I was – I was a very dark comic to begin with. I could be that guy, and the only reason I didn’t is that I wanted to make money. I wanted to be popular. I wanted to be liked more than I wanted to be admired.

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people.

I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. Its just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.

I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He’s got a big snowblower that’s actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn’t even have to go outside. He’s got the microwave and a satellite dish, it’s all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.

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