Quotes by Lloyd Kaufman

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Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

Broadway

Gay

Men

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn’t always funny somewhere else.

Comedy

Somewhere Else

Fast Food Nation was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don’t eat fast food.

Boring

Fast Food Nation

Yuppies

I believe that independent film making is the last frontier of creative expression available. So I’m always willing to lend a helping hand to a young film maker who’s just getting into the business.

Believe

Expression

Independent

I didn’t even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford – what? Never heard of him.

Directors

Film

Goofy

I don’t make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don’t take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.

Three

Two

Years

I hope that all new filmmakers see that the Internet and social media are helpful tools in establishing a fan base as well as being able to interact with your fans.

Able

Fans

Media

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Fat People

Fats

People

I majored in Chinese Studies. I’m probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

Chinese

Good Man

Zombie

I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads.

Hands

People

Teacher

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Able

Art

Believe

Boring

Broadway

Chinese

Christmas

Comedy

Creator

Digital

Directors

Dollars

Expression

Fans

Fast Food Nation

Fat People

Fats

Film

Foxes

Gay

Good Man

Goofy

Hands

Hate

Heard

Hippie

Ifs

Independent

Italian

Jobs

Kids

Lonely

Magic

May

Media

Men

My Favorite

Never Forget

New York

Nice

People

Play

Rabbits

Racist

Real

Remakes

Roommate

Somewhere Else

Spirit

Teacher

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Quotes by Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd Kaufman

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn’t always funny somewhere else.

Fast Food Nation was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don’t eat fast food.

I believe that independent film making is the last frontier of creative expression available. So I’m always willing to lend a helping hand to a young film maker who’s just getting into the business.

I didn’t even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford – what? Never heard of him.

I don’t make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don’t take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.

I hope that all new filmmakers see that the Internet and social media are helpful tools in establishing a fan base as well as being able to interact with your fans.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I majored in Chinese Studies. I’m probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads.

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