Quotes by Lisi Harrison

Lisi Harrison

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

Burritos

Enlightenment

Spiritual

A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.

Boss

Problem

After each dream, Frankie woke with a start, soaked in tears. But she found no relief in the peaceful silence of her room, because there everything was real. And the guilt was too immense to bear. Each time she opened her eyes, she’d quickly shut them. And wish that she had woken up for the very last time.

Dream

Eye

Real

Am I a vampire?” Massie asked. “Huh?” Alicia asked. “Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

Dark

Vampire

And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn’t just fire everybody and start over.

Boss

Fire

Starting Over

Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy?

Acting

Clingy

Wells

Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?

Big Fish

Nervous

Ponds

Bean, what’s one step worse then a fashion don’t?….a fashion don’t even THINK about it.

Fashion

Steps

Thinking

Because whipping an atlas at Jackson’s head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And beating him with the Eiffel Tower snowglobe while he kissed Cleo in French would have been tres cathartic. But she hadn’t. Instead she’d been egg-like: a hard shell on the outside, and a runny mess on the inside.

Crush

Flirting

Girl

Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?” “No.” “Then why are you up in my grill?

Bbq

Claire

Invites

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Acting

Arms

Athlete

Bbq

Beautiful

Best Things

Big Fish

Block

Book

Boss

Brain

Broken

Brother

Burritos

Car

Cents

Chocolate

Claire

Clingy

Clique

Clothes

Confusion

Creating

Crush

Cuz

Dark

Doors

Dream

Drink

Duh

Dvds

Emotional

Enlightenment

Europe

Eye

Fall

Fashion

Fear

Feelings

Feet

Fire

Firsts

Flirting

Focus

Football

Fun

Girl

Girlfriend

Goal

Groceries

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Quotes by Lisi Harrison

Lisi Harrison

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.

Am I a vampire?” Massie asked. “Huh?” Alicia asked. “Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn’t just fire everybody and start over.

Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy?

Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?

Bean, what’s one step worse then a fashion don’t?….a fashion don’t even THINK about it.

Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?” “No.” “Then why are you up in my grill?

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