Quotes by Linda Sunshine

Linda Sunshine

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it’s almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

Baking

Food

Impossible

A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master as French, Spanish, or any elective second language. Like Chinese, the fine points of bickering can be discerned in the subtle rise and fall of the voice. If not practiced properly, bickering can be mistaken for its less sophisticated counterpart: whining.

Fall

Sarcasm

Voice

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Cleaning

Men

Stuff

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

Female

Parent

Thinking

Any idiot would know women’s needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn’t carrying an infectious disease.

Jobs

Simple

Women

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there’s the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there’s no black box of relationships.

Black

Divorce

Over You

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

Men

Moving

Opportunity

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

Children

Lonely

Sibling

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life.

Aspect

Dating

Important

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Dessert

Food

Meals

Follow The Behaviour University in order to get the greatest quotes from the greatest people of all time so that you can tap into your own greatness.

Alaska

Aspect

Aunt

Baking

Beauty

Black

Children

Cleaning

Coffee

Dating

Daughter

Dessert

Divorce

Doctors

Eating

Electricity

Envy

Fall

Family

Family And Friends

Female

Flower

Food

Fun

Funny

Funny Inspirational

Giving

Gossip

Hair

Hangover

Important

Impossible

Jobs

Loneliness

Lonely

Los Angeles

Loss

Makeup

Meals

Memories

Men

Mom

Mother

Motherhood

Moving

Needs

Opportunity

Order

Over You

Pain

The Future Blueprint

Tool

The Home Therapist: Anti Anxiety

Tool

The Autobiography

Tool

The Behaviour Diary

Tool

The Dating Diary

Tool

The Relationship Therapist

Tool

Quotes by Linda Sunshine

Linda Sunshine

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it’s almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there’s the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there’s no black box of relationships.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Get Social with TBU

Topics by Linda Sunshine

Popular Tools

The Future Blueprint

The Home Therapist: Anti Anxiety

The Autobiography

The Behaviour Diary

The Dating Diary

The Relationship Therapist

Menu

Menu