Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

Hands

Party

People

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Despair

Destruction

Communism is just one big telephone company.

Bigs

Communism

Telephones

Darwin’s theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

Kids

Technology

Years

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Catholic

Montana

New York

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Funny

Inspirational

Life

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

Giving Up

Men

Names

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Humans

Ostriches

Sand

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

Boss

Men

Two

I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.

Boredom

Funny

Hate

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Addiction

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Barns

Believe

Biblical

Bigs

Boredom

Boss

Bread

Car

Careers

Cat

Catholic

Children

Christian

Cities In The World

Cold

Comedian

Communism

Compassion

Criminals

Crooked

Crooks

Cute

Daughter

Desert

Despair

Destruction

Deuces

Dirty

Dirty Minds

Education

Eight

Entertainment

Fake

Fifteen

Four

Funny

Gave Up

Giving

Giving Up

Government

Growing Up

Guy

Halls

Hands

Hate

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Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Communism is just one big telephone company.

Darwin’s theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.

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